While I find this very article very interesting, I find it even more interesting the active death count you have going. At one point it’s 16, then at least 18. Uh…

WAIT! Why would he get this in hebrew? Jewish people don’t believe Jesus is the messiah, just another prophet

Wait…??

That was…awkward

Did he fill in his beard with makeup…? O.o

Agreeing with thehappyhuskie. But that goldfish is effing huge…

Except, “mommy”, pulling out does prevent pregnancy by the sheer fact of anatomy. The Cowper’s gland makes the liquid part of semen (aka pre) to initially clear the urethra of pee so later on, the sperm (which mixes with the cowper’s gland fluid) doesn’t die from acidity and bacteria. So…the only way to get pregnant from the pull out method is a) there’s left over sperm in the urethra from the guy not peeing after last jacking off or b) the guy doesn’t actually pull out.
Tl;dr look up male anatomy

Did she become so angry her eyebrows fell off? Or was it the aliens that took them along with her sanity

Guys, look stuff up occasionally. $1782 CAD-> $1854 US

Fergie’s dress counts as buzz. This, not so much.