Cap’n Crunch Falsely Claims “Captain” Title!

The Internet (and Reddit) just love a scandal! A favorite cereal mascot Cap’n Crunch is not, in actuality, a Captain. SHOCKER.

The proof!

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CNN thought it was important.

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He has fooled us all!

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He speaks…

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The “Cap’n” defends himself

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People defend

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Outrage will ensue. Or we’ll all just move on.

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