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1. You've probably never made a statement like this the very first time you met someone.
2. You've never cried about never finding true love while standing in The Bachelor driveway.
3. Sheer disappointment for you has never reached a level where you can't do your Kardashian makeup look because you are going to a pool party instead of a cocktail party.
4. You know better than to hit your head against a wall, a brick wall actually, just to see if a helmet actually works.
5. You never admitted that you don't like "salty and warm" stuff in your mouth on TV.
6. Your ass has never had a black box over it. Also, you probably never had multiple ass shots of you on TV.
7. Even if you have thought these things, you never expressed them on national television.
8. Have you flashed all of America? Nope, probably not.
9. You've probably never faked a pregnancy during a first impression either.
10. No one knows you better than yourself. However, you probably know where to draw the line in means of too much information.
11. You've never faked a panic attack in order to get a rose because you knew you were getting the boot that night.
12. You've never slipped during a walk to get a rose that was actually not for you.
13. If you think you are crazy, try matching up with Kelsey who used her husband dying as a tragic plot to win the heart of the Bachelor. She took crazy to a whole other level.
14. When everyone else is half naked for a photo shoot, you've never had the embarrassment of being dressed up like a dog.
15. You've never been as disappointed as Mackenzie was when she couldn't play the virgin card.
16. You've never done a backflip and completely ate the ground in front of the Bachelor straight out of the limo.
17. You have never talked about how people are like onions and have layers.
18. You know that a date were you kill zombies is fake and that you are not going to kill actual people.
19. And finally, you're actually aware that New Mexico is in the United States unlike some people.
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