Buzz·Posted on 24 Sept 201427 Devastating Birmingham ProblemsIt's a hard knock life in Brum.by Laura SilverBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. No one outside Birmingham can understand your accent. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Automated phone services especially struggle with your Brummie tones. 3. So everyone just takes the piss out of it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Or worse, they do impressions of it back at you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Basically, everyone is obsessed with your accent. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. People from the South say you're northern and people from the North say you're southern. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Nobody believes you might actually WANT to live in Birmingham. 8. Because it seems impossible to convince people from elsewhere that Birmingham's not shit. 9. And even when you insist that you live in a nice bit, nobody believes you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. People automatically assume you must be thick. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. And you're kind of sick of Ozzy doing nothing to dispel that myth. 12. Non-Brummies think you're into dogging if you say you enjoy a Sunday in Lickey Woods. 13. You never even bother mentioning that you've got a mate who lives in Lickey End. View this photo on Instagram 14. Nobody seems to care when you tell them Birmingham has more canals than Venice. 15. You fear driving into town like it's an infectious disease. 16. Whenever you tell people you're from Birmingham, they're all, "I've been to the Bullring!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. They also asusme you love Cadbury World and go all the time. 18. The German Christmas market is exciting at first... 19. ... but then you remember that it's more crowded tourist hell than Christmas magic. 20. When you want to get your mom a birthday card, everything in the shop says "mum". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. You're sick of people thinking that anyone from the Black Country, Coventry, Solihull, and Wolverhampton is a Brummie. 22. People who went to university in Birmingham are always telling you they went to Snobs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. You are sick of people saying Manchester is the second city. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. You grew up so far from the sea that it seemed like an amazing, mystical place. 25. But if you leave Birmingham, you'll never get as consistently good, cheap curry again. 26. And you'll never catch a non-Brummie kebab shop doing proper curry and chips either. 27. But most of all, being from Birmingham makes you feel like you're in an exclusive club, because only Brummies understand how great it is. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF