Britain's Eurovision entry, Electro Velvet, performed a swing, scat, pop mash-up called "I'm Still in Love with You" in Austria tonight.
Brits on Twitter greeted the performance with a typical, self-deprecating modesty.
Britain's Eurovision entry going down well
Then things got political.
Ed Miliband didn't die for this #GBR
#CameronMustGo #Eurovision2015
Some people got a bit nostalgic about it.
Birds eye potato waffles rip off #eurovision
British entry was written by the man who penned that totemic anthem ... Jim'll Fix It #Eurovision
But mostly, everyone just thought it was shit.
Dead behind the eyes. #gbr #eurovision
UK's Eurovision performance summed up in one word: flaccid.
Oh God. #GBR this is effing embarrassing. #Eurovision
SCAT? You pricks #eurovision
Forget the Empire. This is the worst thing Britain has ever done. #Eurovision
"You might get wet" "Nasty diseases" This is like Gatsby with chlamydia #Eurovision