1. All the buildings in Birmingham are industrial and grey.
2. Seriously, it's just one big, heap of concrete.
3. Has anyone even bothered building anything there since the '70s?
4. The city's just one massive sea of gloomy grey.
5. And it's even duller and greyer in the winter when the sun doesn't come out.
6. More canals than Venice? Shame Birmingham's are just shit-streams of rubbish.
7. Birmingham is surrounded by nothing but motorways and ridiculous tangled up junctions.
8. Nothing cool has ever come out of Birmingham.
9. Absolutely nobody of note comes from Birmingham.
10. Is there even such thing as a Birmingham celebrity?
11. Cultural icons? Birmingham? Pull the other one.
12. Brummies have got no sense of humour.
13. Tourists! Pfft, what would they even come and see?
14. Birmingham has contributed nothing major to the country at all.
15. Nobody cares about Birmingham's sports teams.
16. Who'd hold a sporting event in Birmingham anyway?
17. The city centre is just a mess of roads and traffic.
18. You'd struggle to get a good meal in Birmingham.
19. There's just no good restaurants, you see.
20. Wildlife? Forget about it.
21. The thing with Birmingham, is that it's a city with no pride.
22. If you're looking for culture, then look elsewhere, my friend.
23. Absolutely no character.
24. Total shit-hole.
25. Nope, nothing to see here.
26. Trust us, Birmingham is not worth bothering with.
