3. “Maybe I’ll wear my favorite outfit to cheer me up!”
Oh wait, you just got taco all over your best clothes.
6. And when you try and call your best friend to have them cheer you up?
Oh, the humanity!
- A University of Cincinnati officer has been charged with murder for shooting Samuel Dubose, an unarmed black man.
- Mullah Omar, the Taliban's reclusive leader, died more than two years ago, Afghan officials say. The Taliban hasn't commented.
- Debris found on an island in the Indian Ocean belongs to the same type of aircraft as the missing Malaysia Airlines flight, a U.S. official told the Associated Press.