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    The Ultimate Fictional Players Of Backyard Baseball 2003

    In no particular order. Except for Pablo Sanchez, who is the best.

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    by lasermanmcgee

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    Achmed Khan

    Via backyardsports.wikia.com

    Achmed is definitely above average, but he'd probably be even better if he took off his dang headphones!

    Jocinda Smith

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    Her nickname is MVP for a reason!

    Pete Wheeler

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    Weird that a kid as dopey as Wheelie can run so fast!

    Angela Delvecchio

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    She may not be the best player of all time, but at least she's better than her older brother, Tony.

    Dmitri Petrovich

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    Because nerds shouldn't always be picked last!

    Kiesha Phillips

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    She'll bring the power and the jokes!

    Kenny Kawaguchi

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    Being in a wheelchair doesn't stop the K-Man from being a solid pitcher to add to your roster.

    Annie Frazier

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    Don't underestimate her because of her "peace and love" attitude- girl's got game.

    Pablo Sanchez

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    The undisputed best player in the whole game. This kid is the Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez of Backyard Baseball. Just look at those stats!

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