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    The Most Bangin' Statue Butts Ever

    Dat ass.

    lasermanmcgee
    by lasermanmcgee

    Community Contributor

    The David

    Via s207.photobucket.com

    That booty is rock hard- literally.

    The Thinker

    Via Flickr: eob

    I've been thinking...about that butt.

    Bacchus

    Via panathinaeos.wordpress.com

    The god of junk in the trunk

    Cristo della Minerva

    Via italiainfoto.com

    Shake what your mama gave you!

    Colossus of Nero

    Via fineartamerica.com

    Check out dat hiney.

    The Dying Gaul

    Via Flickr: antmoose

    That's some Grade A man meat.

    The Discus Thrower

    Via pejnron.com

    His bum is a masterpiece.

    Perseus and Medusa

    buzzfeed.com

    Daaaaaaaamn

    Hercules and Cacus

    Via bodybuildingreviews.net

    You ain't ready for this jelly.

    Atlas

    Via viewfromthebow.blogspot.it

    I'd like a map of that booty, plz.

    Wrestlers

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    SCORE! Two for the price of one!

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