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1. She doesn't need someone to escort her to camp in a limo. #highmaintenancebiatch
2. She's from California.
3. She doesn't wear a suit skirt ensemble to her first day of camp. IT'S CAMP ANNIE AND YOU ARE NOT THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER.
4. She makes cooler friends. My 11-year-old self really wanted to be friends with that tie-dye girl.
5. Even though she loses at fencing, she has the last laugh (and we laughed along with her).
6. She don't care that Annie looks like her because she's going to insult the crap out of her anyway! Really, I mean look at the nose...
7. ...but she will never be as pretentious as Annie. Get out of here with your "I have class and you don't!!"
8. She is a badass poker player, and totally dethroned Annie. (Bow down to the royal flush sucka!)
9. Her pranks were original and made us believe in new pranking possibilities.
10. Not only that, but her pranks also turned Annie into a basketcase...while Annie's prank only made it a little hard for her to take a nap.
11. Plus she stuck around to see Annie's cabin turn into a giant shit show.
12. She knows you gotta bring your own snacks (and she led the entire world to trying peanut butter and oreos together).
13. She is a Leo fan...and Annie's never heard of him...excuse you Annie.
14. She comes up with the brilliant beyond brilliant idea of switching places.
15. She pierces Annie’s ears,
16. And cuts her hair better than most hairstylists could (the bangs are on point!) Really her skill set is pretty impressive.
17. In her house, you are allowed to eat in your room. But speaking of her house—that is what I envision heaven being like.
18. She sniffs people to create memories. “You smell of peppermint and pipe tobacco!”
19. She gives Martin some serious sass when he thinks of throwing away cuppy! “THAT WILL BE ALL MARTIN!”
20. She gets what she wants even if that means using a candy wrapper to fake a bad phone connection. How crafty (and how many of us tried that after we saw the movie!)
21. She is a wine connoisseur at age 11.
22. Her dog loves her and hates Annie. That alone tells you a lot about somebody.
23. She rides the concorde. Ain’t nobody got time from a normal plane.
24. Ultimately though, she was raised by Dennis Quaid and Chessy. She really had no choice but to be awesome.
Nice try Sam Stryker, but Hallie is just so obviously the cooler twin.
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