2.
We love to go cow tipping.
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County fairs are the highlight of the year.
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We are all a bunch of rednecks.
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We live for country music.
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All of our parties are in barns or in a field. And at these parties, we play corn hole.
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We are all incredibly conservative.
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We never want to leave our town, much less our state.
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We eat copious amounts of cheese.
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And our constant consumption of fast food is making us fat.
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We deep fry everything and dip 99% of our food in Ranch dressing.
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And we're uneducated.
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The midwest is just a bunch of cornfields and wide open spaces.
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And we drive tractors to school.