Let's imagine a world before Carrie and Big pledged "ever ours". A world before Samantha got a dog, before Charlotte met Harry, and before Miranda settled down in Brooklyn.
Carrie's profile would definitely include one of her ~favorite~ quotes:
Aidan's profile would be the true nice guy gem in a sea of bad Tinder pickup lines waiting to happen:
While Samantha's would get right down to business, while also lying about her age:
Stanford would use Tinder only when he was bored with Grindr:
And Charlotte would believe that every match was a potential husband:
Trey would use his profession as a way to profess his love:
Miranda would be no bullshit, and would probably delete it after 10 minutes:
Smith would never message a match first:
Harry would use Tinder as a way to find his Jewish goddess:
Mr. Big would use it purely as a hookup app:
Anthony would search all over Tinder for his long lost Brazilian love:
Steve would recognize people from Tinder every night at his bar:
