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Pumpkin spice meat is my least favorite kind of meat.
Farrah: I love that it's not just a pumpkin spice beer, but pumpkin spice LATTE beer.
Lara: My stomach hurts just LOOKING at these. Fireball already exists, we didn't need another fall drink. But I mean, would I drink either of these if I was at a bonfire wearing a scarf? Probably.
Pablo: I'd happily take shots of the Baileys and chase it with the pumpkin spice beer while shoveling an entire pumpkin up my...OK, I'll calm down.
Farrah: Someone took this too far.
Lara: What the fuckkkkkkk. No. Salmon and pumpkin do not go together.
Farrah: You know what, I'm curious. So, please tell me in the comments if you've tried this...interesting combination.
Pablo: Love yourselves, humanity.
Farrah: OK so I've eaten salsa with pineapple in it and it was really great, so I feel like I'd eat a whole jar in one sitting.
Lara: This is probably delicious and anyone who disagrees is just lying to themselves.
Pablo: Sounds about white.
Farrah: This is probably so damn good with an iced pumpkin spiced latte. And then you can eat the straw when you're done! GENIUS.
Lara: Wow, saving the environment and giving us sugar, we stan these "straws"!!!
Pablo: Petition to replace all plastic products with cookies.
Farrah: My first instinct is to go, "ew" but I bet it's actually really good.
Lara: This is upsetting because I feel like it wouldn't taste good once dipped in ketchup and I don't know what the point of eating sausage is if you don't dip it in ketchup first.
Pablo: Pumpkin spice meat is my least favorite kind of meat.
Farrah: I'm not mad at it, but I think I would rather have this scent in a candle?
Lara: Isn't lotion the reason pumpkin spice was created in the first place? This is the most acceptable on this list. Good job, lotion.
Pablo: You ever smell the inside of an ACTUAL pumpkin? I'm good. It's cute tho.
Farrah: I'll be honest here. I don't like cinnamon gum, so I probably wouldn't mess with this.
Lara: This is probably delicious but SOME OF US have TMJ and can't chew gum so I guess I'll never know.
Pablo: I too have TMJ but I'd let my jaw lock for this sweet, sweet gum.
Farrah: I bet these are really good but taste like 20 cavities.
Lara: Is this real? This cannot be real.
Pablo: I've had these, and I will have them again. And again. And again. I hate myself.
Farrah: Going back to the whole deodorant thing, I don't think it would be BAD. Just...very festive.
Lara: This would just make me wanna eat a beard and that would be weird.
Pablo: Eating beards is IN and I'm ready.
Farrah: *Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me.
Lara: Oh JFC. Fine. Take it, people who work out a lot. You can have it.
Pablo: Are pumpkins vegetables or fruits? That's unrelated to this, but someone please tell me.
Farrah: OK, see, I think this would be less potent than the lotion so I would absolutely put it in my bathroom and kitchen.
Lara: Hell yeah I want my hands to smell like pumpkin spice.
Pablo: I'll eat my dishes after I eat a beard.
Farrah: I think I want my peanut butter to just taste like peanut butter.
Lara: Would eat by the spoonful, forkful, handful, whatever.
Pablo: *literally orgasms*
Farrah: SO. This isn't just pumpkin spice, but "Pumpkin Pie Diner" scent. I bet it smells like Thanksgiving day.
Lara: I wish we had this in the single stall bathroom at work and that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Pablo: Where's this so-called "Pumpkin Pie Diner" and why haven't I gone?
Farrah: Yes, yes, yes give me everything sweet and salty with a hint of fall.
Lara: I would eat these knowing that chemicals were entering my body. It would be worth it.
Pablo: I'm anti-pretzel unless it's covered in something. This is something, so I'm pro this product.
Farrah: Have you ever asked yourself, "Should I nearly suffocate myself in pumpkin????" If so, this is the mask for you.
Lara: I will try anything if it promises to make me look younger or more chic or something. So like, yes, send me a pumpkin face mask please.
Pablo: Make me look like a newborn my sweet pumpkin king!