19 Ridiculously Weird Halloween Costumes You Won't Believe Exist

Who keeps thinking up these ideas? Who keeps buying them??

19. "Naughty Nem Oh"

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Finding Nemo will never be the same.

18. "Wild About Christmas"

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The Jungle Book meets Miracle on 34th Street meets Vegas stripper.

17. "Friday the 13th Jason"

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16. "Freddy"

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Nothing says sexy like being a serial killer.

15. "Anita Reefer"

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It's a nice way to publicize your pot smoking habit.

14. "Betty Bondage"

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Nipple clamps not included.

13. "Tequila Pop N Dude"

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'Cause thats what Mexico's all 'bout.

12. "Skeleboner"

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Comes with it's own inflatable phallus pump!

11. "Thank You Father"

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I just can't...

10. "Happy Priest"

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Yeah...No.

9. "Big Baby"

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Gross.

8. "Disappearing Santa"

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Why?! Just why???!!!

7. "Cookie Monster"

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Claiming the souls of children everywhere...

6. "Clown" Morphsuit

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Thats okay, I wasn't trying to sleep tonight anyway.

5. "Slender Man Skin Suit"

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Nope. Just Nope.

4. "Big Baby"

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My desire to have a baby has gone down to 0.

3. "Panda Costume"

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"Be the big, cuddly bear that everyone will love when you wear the Panda Costume."

They forget the words "Demon" and "Zombie".

2. Horse Demon"

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Er, OK?

1. "It's Flow From Progressive"

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Happy Halloween!