17 Reasons Monica Gellar Is Our Favorite

She's clean, she's obscene and a cooking machine. She's Monica Gellar, and we love her the most.

17. For her, food is a top priority.

16. She knows her erogenous zones.

"SEVEN"

15. She's totally NOT breezy.

14. She rocked those cornrows.

"It's a treat for the eyes AND the ears!"

13. And she's sexy, even when she's sickly.

12. She speaks with her fists.

11. She had the best zinger of all time.

"...married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in the fire, LIVE IN A BOX.”

Boom, roasted.

10. Because she stood up to her parents. In front of everyone. Wasted.

9. She's definitely....clean.

8. But in many ways, she's like a child.

"Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!”

7. Also, she's a determined dancer.

6. She's crazy competitive. She just hates to lose.

5. When it comes to love, she has no shame.

Turkeys up, people.

4. Because she once did this.

3. In London, she made the first move.

2. And eventually, got down on two knees.

"There's a reason why girls don't do this!"

1. Conclusion: Monica Gellar is the best. And SHE KNOWS!