1. 1. World Record for Longest Name
Introducing: Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnquellenendrasameca…abridged for space, but let’s just say the name is 685 characters long.
2. So, is that really a talent?
And, what did they introduce her as to the panelists..isn’t that a tad bit sketchy?
3. 2. Collects Human Hair to Make Dolls
Emphasis on collects…this is just creepy.
5. 3. Owns Best Dressed Rat
God forbid this girl’s rat wears his sweatpants out in public..
7. 5. Blows on Tails of Armored Animals
For shits and giggles? What a wonderful father daughter bonding activity!
10. 7. Bites Cheese into Shapes of States
Whatever gets you going, kid.
11. 8. Hangs Lizards from Tongue
12. But then something magical happened…
Lori Beth tried it out…
13. And so did Summer Sanders WITH THAT SAME LIZARD
So by the transitive property, does that mean Lori and Summer got intimate?
14. 9. Dog Drinks Milk From Her Mouth
Is that sanitary? How did she even get on the show? Why is this a thing???
15. Open mouth. Dog Drinking. Uh…
16. And Paul “The Giant” Wight is like WTF?!
Even this dude is confused.
17. 11. Gives Pet Monkeys Makeovers and Manicures
- BP has agreed to pay a $18.7 billion fine to settle legal actions over the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill.
- Liberia has reported three new cases of Ebola this week. The country was declared Ebola-free on May 9.
- A pilot has broken the world records for longest solo flight and longest non-stop flight ever taken in a solar-powered airplane ?