1. 1. World Record for Longest Name
Introducing: Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnquellenendrasameca…abridged for space, but let’s just say the name is 685 characters long.
2. So, is that really a talent?
And, what did they introduce her as to the panelists..isn’t that a tad bit sketchy?
3. 2. Collects Human Hair to Make Dolls
Emphasis on collects…this is just creepy.
5. 3. Owns Best Dressed Rat
God forbid this girl’s rat wears his sweatpants out in public..
7. 5. Blows on Tails of Armored Animals
For shits and giggles? What a wonderful father daughter bonding activity!
10. 7. Bites Cheese into Shapes of States
Whatever gets you going, kid.
11. 8. Hangs Lizards from Tongue
12. But then something magical happened…
Lori Beth tried it out…
13. And so did Summer Sanders WITH THAT SAME LIZARD
So by the transitive property, does that mean Lori and Summer got intimate?
14. 9. Dog Drinks Milk From Her Mouth
Is that sanitary? How did she even get on the show? Why is this a thing???
15. Open mouth. Dog Drinking. Uh…
16. And Paul “The Giant” Wight is like WTF?!
Even this dude is confused.
17. 11. Gives Pet Monkeys Makeovers and Manicures
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