1.
When the wind turbine is a bit dirty and it's ruining your brand.
2.
When you totally nail Blue Steel.
3.
When you're caught in a pensive mood.
4.
When photographers prioritise the wind turbines instead of you.
5.
When you're always the forgotten third cow.
6.
When you're just hanging with your BFF.
7.
When the humans think they own the wind turbines but really you do.
8.
When your squad is on point.
9.
And when they back up your best death stare.
10.
When the sun hits your back and you're bloody loving it.
11.
When you try to smile but open your mouth at the wrong time.
12.
When you're just trying to get some water and get caught in a wind turbine photo.
13.
When you're trying to chill and end up in the foreground of ANOTHER fucking photo.
14.
When you step aside to give the people what they want, but you're actually in focus.
15.
And when there's no wind turbine in sight so you try and make your own.
