1. Trader Joe’s grocery bags are not suitable trash cans.
12. It is not ok to use coffee filters when the toilet paper runs out.
20. The sooner you take that Scarface poster off your wall, the better. Actually, that goes for all your posters.
26. Chipotle is not health food. It will eventually turn into stomach fat.
32. Stop taking credit cards to the bar. Forgetting to “Close Out” doesn’t mean they won’t swipe your card.
33. If you ever have the urge to post a “SELFIE” go volunteer or do something selfless.
34. Things you need to ween off of. 1) Trips to Vegas. 2) Jagr 3) Burritos past 3:00am. 4) Techno Music 5) The Office (things aren’t the same after Steve Carell Leaves)
35. And go do something nice for an employee at Borders.
- At least two people are dead and 100 others injured after two trains collided in Bavaria, Germany, local police say.