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Are you bored?
Are you gay?
Perfect! There's an app for that!
Solution: Grindr!
So, download the app and find a gay, bi, or curious boy in your area!
First things first, take a picture to use for your Grindr profile.
You'll find that some guys will use their torsos for their profile picture.
But don't worry. If you can't find a cute face, you can always hit the "Load More Guys..." button.
Find a guy that's totally your type and send him a message.
Get excited when he replies to your message!
And be polite when he compliments you.
Try not to run out of things to talk about.
And if you do, drop a hint that you're a little bored with the conversation.
Or you can be completely blunt and honest.
So, he spices up the conversation and tells you that he has an 8-inch dick.
And he follows up his claim with a picture, but you're not impressed.
But he's only 3.4 miles away, so you decide to meet up anyway.
Then it becomes time for the most important decision yet.
And...yeah. It happens.
Though beware! Grindr isn't always a pleasant experience.
You will encounter men who ask to trade dick pics...without a proper introduction!
And even if you refuse to trade dick pics, he sends you a picture anyway.
It's not a pretty penis.
So, you block him!
It turns out he has a separate Grindr account (on his iPad) and he messages you AGAIN!
Just ignore him. Maybe he'll take the hint.
But it's been 20 minutes and it's time to take a break anyway. Close the app! Go offline!
If today didn't work out, there's always tomorrow!
Who knows...you just may find Mr. Right!
Or just Mr. Right Now...
What are you waiting for? Download the app already!
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