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    This actually happened to me. After years of trying to get various girlfriends and fiancees to wear...

    This actually happened to me. After years of trying to get various girlfriends and fiancees to wear a Slave Leia costume for me (my greatest fantasy), my wife of 5 years finally does so... And I stub my toe in the excitement and cannot perform! Probably explains why we are getting a divorce! LOL. True Story though.

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