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    This actually happened to me. After many years and many girlfriends, I've always wanted someone to...

    This actually happened to me. After many years and many girlfriends, I've always wanted someone to wear a slave Leia Costume for me. After 5 years of marriage my wife finally does it... but I stub my toe and am so focused on the pain I cannot perform. Probably explains why we're getting a divorce. LOL.

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