1. Hey look, it’s singer Chris Brown, wearing a stupid vest.
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2. Detroit Pistons center and up-and-coming NBA star Andre Drummond appears to feel the same way you do about Mr. Brown.
4. I’m going to install a computer in my home that just plays this, forever and anon.
5. Not to misrepresent Drummond: it looks like he and Brown were playing basketball together yesterday, along with Kiley McDermott, who appears to be Drummond’s girlfriend, and a few others.
But still: RIGHTEOUS DUNK.
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