1. Shaq really cares about other people.
2. Shaq gets along well with other players, so no worries about team friction.
3. According to a TMZ poll, there’s only a 50% chance that Shaq’s a jerk!
That’s way lower than most NBA executives.
4. Shaq Respects The Dignity Of Institutions
5. Shaq has experience with giving people what they want.
That’ll come in handy in free agency.