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    15 Signs Your Invisible Boyfriend Is Really Starting To Get On Your Nerves

    Let's be honest, you deserve better.

    1. Even though you love your invisible boyfriend more than anything, the way he's been treating you lately isn't very fair. Not fair at all.

    2. He won't answer any of your text messages.

    3. And he never ever, ever picks up the phone to give you a call. Not even to leave a voicemail.

    4. He won't pay for anything. Not one dinner, drink, or cup of coffee.

    5. He hasn't been cuddling you at night, not even when you offer to be the big spoon.

    6. And damn it, he won't even put out.

    7. He won't meet your family.

    8. Or hang out with any of your friends.

    9. When you want to catch up on the show you're supposed to be bingeing on Netflix together, he won't watch it with you.

    10. And he makes you go to the movies alone.

    11. He won't meet you and your co-workers for happy hour during the week.

    12. Your invisible boyfriend basically doesn't act like he cares about you at all.

    13. You're sick and tired of his bullshit and just wish he would be more present.

    14. Where are you, boyfriend?

    15. He's so absent he might as well not exist.