Here's How To Survive Adulthood, According To Judah Friedlander

The stand-up comedian and author stopped by BuzzFeed and gave us important life advice about how to be adults.

1. How can you stop worrying so much about what other people think?

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"Get off social media, it'll just make you worry a lot more."

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2. What would you say to a friend who always cancels at the last minute?

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"You just kick 'em off a cliff."

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"Next time they actually show up and they come late, which they probably will, you just kick 'em off a cliff, and then you don't have to worry about them being late or not showing up ever again."

3. What’s a good way to ask someone out?

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"Definitely don't use a payphone."

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"I did that once maybe 20 years ago, and it was a mistake. I asked someone out on a payphone on a subway platform. I was trying to ask her out, trains are going by, and I kept hearing, 'Please add another 25 cents or you will be disconnected.' I never even got around to it."

4. How can you save money?

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"Wait until your neighbor goes on vacation, then take advantage of the moment: sell their house."

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5. When do you know when you’ve officially become an adult?

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"I think it's when you're trapped in a cubicle and have just given up on life."

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Thanks for all the sage advice, Judah!

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