Tonight, the Golden Globes celebrates Hollywood's most talented actors and actresses. But the real talent tonight was the masterpiece that was Jamie Dornan's beard.
It was basically hand-crafted by angels themselves.
Sent down to us as a gift from God — because you deserve it.
And you had never seen a more beautiful sight in all your life.
It made you do things you never thought you'd do:
Would go see 50 Shades if that beard was involved RT @alexandergold: Still thinking about Jamie Dornan's beard. #GoldenGlobes
And bow down in praise like you never had before:
I'm actually convinced that Jamie Dornan's beard is the supreme ruler of all beards and every other beard must pay tribute to it
And even if you weren't into beards before, you were now:
The power of the beard is really real on Jamie Dornan.
So we hereby award Jamie Dornan with the Golden Globe for Hottest Babe With A Beard🏆.
