1. That’s why her hair is so big.
2. We wanna invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week.
3. I used to think there was just fat and skinny.
4. But apparently, there’s lots of things that can be wrong on your body.
5. Will you please tell him?
6. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.
7. And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye!
8. It’s not going to happen.
10. Regina gave me some perfume.
11. Oh no she did not!
12. I’m sorry.
13. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy…
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