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How To Be Awesome According To Christine Campbell

On The New Adventures of Christine, Christine Campbell describes the fabulous and not so fabulousness of being awesome.

1. “My brain says no, but my pants say off.”

2. “Do you ever let your armpit hair grow, just to see how long it can get?”

3. “There’s something about lying on the floor, hiding from our lovers, that’s telling me we’re not in control of our lives as we should be.”

4. “I live by my own rules: no compromises, no in-laws, I don’t have to erase the lady porn on my computer.”

5. “Much better than my last therapist, pretty sure I’m not going to sleep with you.”

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