• 1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You’re probably going to die soon…

  • 2. Memento Mori #2

  • 3. Legit invitation to MY party, let me tell ya.

  • 4. For that “special” party…

  • 5. Bitch, maketh me a sandwich.

  • 6. Thine Holy Omelette

    “How sweet! Thanks for the omelette, Jesus!”

  • 7. Worse than the Scarlet Letter…

  • 8. Watch out for Santa

  • 9. I knew it!

  • 10. The good old days…

  • 11. Hells yeah…

  • 12. You know what I’m talkin’ bout

  • 13. For your pun-based love affair

  • 14. Everyone loves a Yeti!

  • 15. Only say it if you mean it…

  • 16. Which one is the sex anniversary? None of them?

  • 17. All cats ever

    Except this one.

  • 18. Squeeka is king…literally.

  • 19. You shitty cat! Give me that baby!