Touchy Biden

We all know Joe Biden is a little...awkward; but as of this weekend "Touchy Biden" has been revealed to the public. It turns out, Biden's been touchy all along!

Touchy Biden Demands Ransom

"Now, here's how this is gonna go..."

Touchy Biden Pulls Too Hard?

"No, really, it's totally fine! Come sit on my lap.."

Any Touch Will Do!

Touchy Biden strokes Obama's shoe

Touchy Biden Experiments with Forehead Touching

Private Touching In Public

"Joe, I asked you to stop touching my nipples in public..."

Touchy Biden Won't Let Go

"This isn't really a fun hug anymore..."

Touchy Biden Gives a Backrub

"She's comin' home with me, fellas..."

Babies don't like Touchy Biden

and Touchy Biden doesn't seem to like babies...

"Someone take this kid!"

Dogs DO like Touchy Biden

maybe he's better known as "Licky Biden" in dog world?

Touchy Biden Crosses the Line

"If you don't take your hand off my thigh RIGHT NOW, so help you God..."

Touchy? Who, Me?

Touchy Biden still tries to pretend he's not touchy.