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    John Campbell On Twitter

    Has someone finally figured out how to say something interesting with Twitter? I say yes, and that person is John Campbell. His twitter...stream(?) recounts a story happening in real-time, with typically morose and existential dilemmas. Not sure if this really needed to be on Twitter, but I guess the medium is part of the story in this instance. Theory: John Campbell is the Franz Kafka of our time and / or of Twitter. Note: You do, of course, have to start from the beginning for the full story.