MOMM! MOM! - The Complete Calvin and Hobbes Book Two oh my god.

What? Nobody brought any bananas?

Meh, it's a job. Say you're not interested and hang up. Save the trolling for the collection agencies.

Sure, the voice isn't there, but the video is more cohesive and organized than Friday. I'll give it that much.

Server: “Stupid jerk. Now I have to clean that up when you leave.”

This is the kind of ignorance that really makes the Center for Disease Control and Prevention's job THAT MUCH harder.

Anyone who chose Wolverine or The Flash deserves to be a drinking buddy with them. The speed at which they metabolize their alcohol would have them drinking you under the table any day of the week.

Next up, two Americans go to Tesco.

Vlad the Impaler was anti-multiculturalism long before Hitler.

Brian H., did you miss the “including projections” part that carried Obama's spending through 2017?