I think she really needed to smoke that “doobie”.

I think Bradley Cooper doesn’t give a flip what we think of his hat.

#5 “Wishes Unfulfilled”

If I owned a megagym, or even a chain of them, the very least I could do is have a nice big projection screen playing scenic walk or bicycle ride videos for the people on treadmills or exercise bikes.

1. Fruity or Cocoa Pebbles always came in a tiny box, so we’d all sit down and eat it in one sitting so nobody got more than the other. 2. We left our youngest brother at Godfather’s Pizza after mom sent him to the bathroom to wash his hands. 3. Dibs on the little bench seat in the back of the Chrysler Town & Country!

My God. She’s become Jessica Claus. http://www.classicmedia.tv/pr/christmasclassics/assets/originals/Santa_Jessica_doll.jpg

“Art begins with craft, and there is no art until the craft has been mastered. You can’t create unless you’re willing to subordinate creative impulse to the construction of form. But the learning of craft takes a long time, and we all think we’re entitled to shortcuts…. Art is rare and sacred and hard work, and there ought to be a wall of fire around it.” — Anthony Burgess

Just relax and enjoy the ride. And remember…When Harry Met Sally is AWESOME on acid.

I think #4 is grammatically incorrect as a play on words…I’m am = Imam.

So much for the good looks = symmetry rule.