1. The standard lacy bra.
2. A tampon - right in the face.
3. A turtle plushie.
4. No idea - so let's assume it's the physical manifestation of all those feels One Directioners have to live with.
5. A naked miniature plastic version of yourself.
6. Unidentified brown object - stuffed animal maybe? Right to the dick.
7. A shoe to the dick.
8. And most importantly, balls thrown at your face.
Nailed it. Good job One Direction fans.
