1. Does an old white man use the word nubile?
2. Is there non-corporeal sex?
3. Is it soundtracked to the early 2000’s?
4. Is it titled Aryan Pride and Prejudice?
5. Is your strong female protagonist plain and homely, yet mysteriously eye-catching anyway?
6. Is your strong female protagonist the only female anything?
8. Is anything the exact shade of ~fanfiction blue~ ?
9. Is there love in the wrong place?
11. Is a young Zooey Deschanel your dreamcasting for this character?
12. Is your protag named Mary Sue? Or Gary Stu?
13. Did True Blood already do it?
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