1. Your belief that you’re better than everybody else is now actually true.
I mean sure, there’s like 10 people left alive in the entire world but still. Bow down before the queen.
5. Because fuck social niceties.
Let’s be honest you were never that good at them anyway.
8. That $300 dollar investment finally paid off.
And everybody laughed when you said katanas were cool.
12. Money is totally useless and everyone’s just as poor as you.
14. Your natural distrust of the man will probably save your life.
Yes this is from a really weird GE commercial, but it’s still a world we wouldn’t want to live in.
16. You can literally set anything on fire and it’s totally cool.
17. You can smoke all you want because honestly, something else will take you out way before lung cancer.
18. You finally have a second to appreciate the beauty of nature.
19. You get to make the best entrances.
Oh hai, just casually rappelling into a battle.
21. Best friends still exist.
And will lend you a shoulder to cry on.
22. Hugs are just that much better after you’ve done the impossible and survived another day.
- The U.S. and Cuba have agreed to open embassies in Washington and Havana as they restore diplomatic ties after more than 50 years.
- Greece has become the first developed country to miss a debt payment to the International Monetary Fund.
- The U.S. has defeated Germany 2-0 in the Women's World Cup semis. Team USA will play Japan or England in the final ⚽️