11 Burning Questions We Have For Marvel About "Civil War"

    *takes a deep breath*

    1. Hey Marvel! So you know this lil thing called Civil War?

    2. It's supposed to be hella queer?

    3. We've heard it might be inspired by a L'Oreal commercial?

    4. We've heard it's quite daring in the costume department?

    5. WE'VE HEARD IT HAS BLACK PANTHER?

    #CivilWar Panther looks SO good. We only got a quick bit of him, but the costume is PERFECTION. #D23Expo

    So really there's only one question we need to ask:

    6. DO THE 99% NOT DESERVE THE TRAILER YOU SHOWED AT D23?

    7. WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS?

    8. IT'S BEEN 5? WHOLE? DAYS?

    9. WE WERE EVEN ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOR!?!?!

    10. whY dON'T u loVE mEEEE?

    *sobs*

    I don't want to fight.

    11. Is this the dystopian hellscape we live in now?