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Hey Marvel! So you know this lil thing called Civil War?
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It's supposed to be hella queer?
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We've heard it might be inspired by a L'Oreal commercial?
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We've heard it's quite daring in the costume department?
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WE'VE HEARD IT HAS BLACK PANTHER?
So really there's only one question we need to ask:
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DO THE 99% NOT DESERVE THE TRAILER YOU SHOWED AT D23?
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WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
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IT'S BEEN 5? WHOLE? DAYS?
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WE WERE EVEN ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOR!?!?!
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whY dON'T u loVE mEEEE?
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Is this the dystopian hellscape we live in now?