3. “Why would the Great Creator give us butts if he didn’t want us to sleep on them?”
4. “You should try it, it’s like sleeping in a fluffy cloud palace fit for the gods.”
6. “Literally so cozy right now, my butt might as well be the nicest grandmother in the world wrapping me in her loving embrace.”
7. “What’s that? Why yes, what a good question, side-butt is way cozier than regular butt.”
8. “But sometimes I’m so tired from a hard day of eating leaves that I don’t make it that far.”
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