1.
First and foremost, please address Mr. Gregg by the appropriate title.
2.
Revenge is a dish best served 3 days later.
3.
But is the hammer worthy of Coulson?
4.
He knows what it does.
5.
There is only one leather duster, and only one Nick Fury man enough to wear it.
9.
Getting carried away is a great thing.
11.
He'd look good with a fauxhawk.
13.
Every parent has a favorite kid.
14.
It's always 2 against 1 in the real world.
15.
Two is always better than one.
17.
I'd pay money to see this.
19.
And just in case you didn't already love him: