Geeky·Posted on Feb 5, 201423 Literal Gospels From The Mouth Of The Actual Angel Castiel(ʘ‿ʘ✿)by Krutika MallikarjunaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Always consult a female. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Take advantage of dummies who underestimate you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Announce yourself before smiting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Always source. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Never get a tattoo in a language you can't actually read. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. EVERYONE TALKS EVENTUALLY. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Call Dean. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Always layer, you never know what temperature the apocalypse is going to be. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. ~there are no sheep~ Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Angel blades are multipurpose. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Go big or be exiled forever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. The answer is always in front of you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Unless it's really really not. 14. Ask the difficult questions. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Cover all your bases. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Babies aren't holier than thou, just noisier. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Always carry the essentials in case of emergencies. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. There's always time for an angelic fart joke. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. There's nothing more satisfying than telling someone to fuck off with politeness. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Err actually, make that there's nothing more satisfying than telling someone to fuck off. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Talking to yourself is cathartic. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. Payphones are the best resource for planning a war. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. And remember, you control your universe. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF