"Hi I'm a sexy mannequin."
"And I'm sexy when I smolder at you over the makeup table."
"Still sexy with a giant black cotton tail on my nose."
"Now I'm adorable awkward sexy despite terrible lighting."
"Why yes, Hugh Hefner did steal his sexy pajama look from me."
"Gonna smoke a cigar to celebrate my sexiness."
Bonus! Benedict being disrobed by his pajama assistant.