1. “Fly, you fool!”
R U SRS BAE, lemme chase pigeons with you after we go to Big Gay Ice Cream together.
2. “Between you and me there was nothing wrong with my tie. Totally posing. I’ve seen people do that and I’m copying them.”
The only thing wrong with your tie is that I’m not near it.
3. “Clark [Gregg] had a big boogie. Thank god I was there to help him.”
COULSON’S BOOGER WILL BE AVENGED.
4. “Wayne’s World in a @Marvel Universe.”
That wig is #blessed.
On Wednesdays we wear pink and take down Hydra.
6. “Black Thor & Baby Sup be like ‘Not much. Just chillin’. #SDCC14”
Hi hello I would also like to assemble here but I can’t cause my heart is melting.
7. “Oh no Cyber Men!!!”
OMG IT’S MELTING, MY HEART IS A PUDDLE OF JOY.
8. “Glad ur havin a fun time drownin me @tylerl_hoechlin …you can leave now”
How could drowning not be fun when you’re surrounded by teen wolves?
9. “It’s been a long time coming. And now it’s finally happened. #TheUniting , at last, with @realgrumpycat .. “
HOW COULD GRUMPING NOT BE FUN WHEN YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY GRUMPS?
11. “Great drawing! @stiles.scott.isaac I love it so much I want to kiss it!”
I wish I was Instagram.
All eye-gouging can be forgiven with some sun. Friendship is magic.
13. “One degree away from Kevin Bacon.”
Does looking at this picture mean I’m two degrees away from Kevin Bacon?
14. “#tonyawards can’t believe I have to sit next to this bitch”
I’ll trade seats with you.
- U.S. presidential candidates are making their final pitches before the New Hampshire primary, the second voting contest of the nominating season 🇺🇸
- At least 9 people are dead and 150 others injured after two trains collided in Bavaria, Germany, local police say.
- The Pentagon has confirmed that North Korea successfully launched a satellite into orbit on Sunday night.