5 Pro Tips For "Star Wars" Fans From "Intelligent Life"

    On this the day of May the Fourth, let us pay homage to the reasonable humans we used to be with Intelligent Life.

    You might have heard that there's a new Star Wars movie coming out in December. Here are some pro tips from those who were old enough to actually have seen the last trilogy in theaters for the newest and shiniest of fans.

    1. Old school is the best school.

    2. You can never be too cautious. And you can definitely never get in line too early.

    3. The minutiae of life are unimportant in light of the Force.

    4. Be prepared to see sights that no man should.

    5. And remember to make friends.