26 Reasons You Wish Bill Nye Was Your Best Friend

    The ultimate science bro.

    1. Because he's got your back in every dimension and alternate universe.

    2. Which he can easily travel through because he's a time lord.

    3. Because you two have history.

    4. Because he might be a bastion of science and civil liberties.

    5. Because he believes in the promise of tomorrow.

    6. Because HE WON'T STOP UNTIL ALL THAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU IS EDUCATED.

    7. Because even his alter-egos keep it real.

    8. No for real though.

    9. Because he's a fucking lyrical poet.

    10. WHO CONSTANTLY BLOWS YOUR MIND.

    11. Because he has the best faces for BFF photo booth pics.

    12. No seriously, best expression.

    13. Because he is always the right answer.

    14. BECAUSE HE BUILDS BATTLEBOTS.

    15. Because he'll shred your enemies with his cutting words.

    16. Because he doesn't judge your creative process.

    17. Because he is the internet.

    18. Because he's literally the top of the evolutionary chain.

    19. Because he's always going to be as in love with the final frontier as you are.

    20. Because he can introduce you MOAR LAB BUDDIES.

    21. Because he has really great advice on how to excite molecules.

    22. Because he's just as good as the (theatrical) arts as he is at sciences.

    23. Because he knows science is a superpower.

    24. He was voted Most Likely to Succeed and Best Hair in high school.

    25. Because he parties like it's 1979.

    26. Because it feels like this when he's not around.