I have tremendous respect for Lea. I think she’s glamorous and sexy. Dianna seems a little prudish, but I can respect that, too. Honestly, if I had Lea’s body, I’d flash my ish all over town like that, too.

Jay-Z has the all time best rap lyric, as well: “Try to play a boy out like he’s saccharine, but ain’t nothing sweet ‘bout how I hold my gun…” That line impresses me every time. Say what you will, I think Jay is a genius.

I believe in this video the way I believe in Santa: I don’t CARE if it’s not true, but I certainly hope it is. Good for her!

“This is the part where we do the… the human sacrifice!”

This site needs a “wow” button.

Sing the “Muppet Babies” theme song, replacing the word “muppet” with “wombat.” Let the adorbs ensue.

*camaraderie

I love him. Like, in a way that’s creepy. SADFACE

Awwwwww.

I’ve worked around horses all my life, and trust me, this is not funny. That girl is lucky to have lived to tell the tale, honestly.