What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Witnessed On Public Transportation?

Because the bus is definitely the place to clip your toenails.

Public transportation can be a weird (and sometimes scary) place.

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Maybe you met an unlikely companion on the train...

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*changes seat*

Or perhaps you saw someone casually preparing a cheese plate.

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If you're gonna do that here, you should at least invite us to the party.

Maybe a fellow commuter marked their territory, doggy-style.

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Damn you, grammatically incorrect pee culprit. Damn you.

Or maybe you witnessed true innovation.

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No pole? No problem.

Hey, maybe you even saw someone pop a squat and just ~go for it~.

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What's most frightening is that he brought pre-meditated toilet paper.

We've seen the good, the bad, and the ugly. Tell us your public transportation horror story in the comments below!

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