17 Photos Every Impatient Person Will Recognize

I don't care if a watched pot never boils. I'm gonna watch it anyway.

1. Your nails after you get them done:

Um no, I cannot wait five minutes for my hands to dry. Are you insane?

2. Your computer screen after you order food:

Oh yes, it's in the oven! We're halfway there, baby!

3. Your version of being tortured:

LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE.

4. Your idea of toast:

Aka a slightly warmed piece of bread.

5. What happens to hard-to-open packages:

*turns into Hulk*

*rips open box*

*rips open shirt*

6. Your idea of enjoying a lollipop:

*lick. lick*

fuck it.

7. The ugliest icon in the world:

OK I guess I'll just watch this episode of Friends next week.

8. Your takeout box five minutes after your food has been wrapped:

I mean this was supposed to be lunch tomorrow, but a snack on the car ride home works, too.

9. Your dinner party offering:

I needed to make sure it wasn't poison?

10. Cookies that are "almost done":

What do you guys think? Should we let em' cool for sec?

11. Your face when someone takes a long time to text back:

YOU BETTER BE TYPING THE PLOT OF PRIDE AND PREJUDICE.

12. Your idea of hell on earth:

*throws necklace out the window*

13. The only food Instagram you can take:

Obviously I couldn't wait. I don't have the discipline of a monk.

14. Your search history after you've ordered something online:

It said three days! And well, it's only been two. But still!

15. Your arch-enemy on the road:

16. What you imagine the person in front of you doing when the light turns green and they don't move:

*beeps horn*

17. And a fun show you watch while cooking:

I KNOW A WATCHED POT NEVER BOILS BUT DAMMIT I'M WATCHING.