Buzz·Posted on Jan 27, 201517 Mean Tricks Drunk You Always Plays On Sober YouDrunk You is such a dick.by Kirsten KingBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Drunk You likes to text people with the accuracy of a newborn using a cellphone. View this photo on Instagram 2. And when that sneaky asshole finally does get a text out, it's to an ex. View this photo on Instagram 3. And Drunk You is so goddamn evolved they will even highjack Sober You's emails. View this photo on Instagram 4. Drunk You loves wearing heels. Who cares if Sober You can't walk in them? View this photo on Instagram 5. Drunk You walks like a baby giraffe, leaving Sober You to figure out where those bruises came from. View this photo on Instagram 6. Drunk You absolutely NEEDS to eat four hamburgers. Who cares if Sober You's stomach is destroyed the next day? View this photo on Instagram 7. And Drunk You loves eating your roommate's food. And who is left to apologize for it? Sober You. What a jerk! View this photo on Instagram 8. Drunk You sends some questionable pictures because that jerk wants to document all their ridiculous choices. View this photo on Instagram 9. One of Drunk You's favorite activities is losing your keys, and Sober You will be left wondering what kind of monster broke into their house. View this photo on Instagram 10. Drunk You has horrible taste in hookup partners, and who has to deal with it the next morning? Sober You. View this photo on Instagram 11. And unlike Sober You, Drunk You a total friggin' baller and will abuse Sober You's bank account. View this photo on Instagram 12. And then Drunk You is like, "I'm gonna smash your phone. And step on it. And then drop it down a well." View this photo on Instagram 13. Oh and it doesn't matter if Sober You isn't a smoker, because Drunk You will totally share a cigarette. Why not! View this photo on Instagram 14. Drunk You will leave little presents around the house for Sober You to find the next morning. View this photo on Instagram 15. Drunk You also doesn't like to change into normal sleeping clothes, just to remind Sober You who really runs the show. View this photo on Instagram 16. And if Drunk You is really feeling like an asshole, they might give you a little haircut. View this photo on Instagram 17. And to top it all off, Drunk You has the audacity leave notes to rub their wild night in Sober You’s face. View this photo on Instagram