1. You might start the day off OK, but only because you're probably still drunk.
2. Once that wears off, you'll begin to feel like you woke up in a pile of hot garbage.
3. You'll try to make yourself breakfast, but if you eat it before your body is ready – you'll pay the price.
4. The only thing that will be able to bring you back from the dead is some coffee, which you'll wait for like:
When your food taking too damn long
5. When you get to work, you can only hope you have a co-worker to commiserate with.
6. And you can't help but think what a champion you are for coming in at all...
7. ... Even if your entrance looked a little something like this:
8. You'll start to wonder how you got your job in the first place.
9. And you won't really have the most ~mobile~ day.
10. You'll really hope IT isn't keeping an eye on your search history.
11. When you're in a meeting you'll find yourself like this:
12. And your watercooler conversations will look a little less casual.
