Buzz·Posted on Mar 4, 2015This Is What Your Drunk Texts Really MeanI wish I had just flushed my phone down the toilet.by Kirsten KingBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail When you hope your crush will show up at the same bar as you: When you haven't seen your BFF in 30 minutes: When you make a friend in the bathroom: When you can't stop yourself from texting your ex: When you need an excuse to speak freely with your crush: When you realize it is a blessing and curse that you can't replay your own SnapChats: When you really need your best friend: When your friend leaves you and it feels like the ultimate betrayal: When you've been waiting for delivery for over an hour: When you lose the ability to form a coherent sentence: When you make a terrible mistake: