26 Boston Bars, Accurately Renamed

    where everybody knows your name

    1. Cask 'N Flagon → Glass 'N Foot

    2. Sissy K's → Sweat Fo' Dayz

    3. Market → Line

    4. The Wild Rover → UndeRAGE

    5. Coogan's → Dollar Drafts

    6. Tavern In The Square → Came2Dance

    7. Deep Ellum → Too Hip To Quit

    8. Ned Devine's → Ned Robbed You

    9. Hong Kong Cafe → Drunk Kabobs

    10. Baseball Tavern → DILFs

    11. Commonground → Nostalgia Bar

    12. Liquor Store → Pants NOT Optional

    13. Silhouette → Snack Attack

    14. White Horse Tavern → Here2Ball

    15. Howl At The Moon → Best Of Both Worlds

    16. Lansdowne → The Melting Pot

    17. Bill's → The Dark Side

    18. Whiskey Saigon → Not Drunk Enough

    19. Estate → Club Lyfe

    20. Legal Harborside → Class Act

    21. The Greatest Bar → Not The Greatest Bar

    22. The Mission → Dinner Time

    23. Hurricane O'Reilly's → Couldn't Afford Bruins Tickets

    24. Tequila Rain → Don't Touch Me

    25. Loretta's Last Call → Moonshine Wins

    26. Storyville → Flashlight Bar